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11-09-2006, 02:48 PM
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Drifting Tool of the Day
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 “I........ banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … banana....... Bananana …......F#^!  .’ "
Last edited by tominizer; 11-09-2006 at 02:49 PM.. 
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11-09-2006, 03:30 PM
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When I read the title I thought it was going to be a picture of you :*)
Gotcha... Jordan
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11-09-2006, 03:34 PM
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Baaaaaaah.................. dude, if I tried to drift a car....................... it would likely look more like a donut........... followed by a half sow-cow ................... finishing up with total destruction of the vehicle.
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“I........ banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … banana....... Bananana …......F#^! .’ "
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11-09-2006, 04:39 PM
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You didn't get it Tom. I thought it was going to be a picture of you. You being the "tool" of the day.
Damn Canadians.....Now it isn't even funny. Jordan
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11-09-2006, 04:43 PM
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Here's Comedy------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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11-10-2006, 07:56 AM
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^^ 'Xactly
 ............besides, it would be lost on me regardless. I'm fakin' sic as a dawg from some sort of flu crap. Snot everywhere......... baggy red eyes.  Just feeling like one big sac of shit.
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“I........ banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … banana....... Bananana …......F#^! .’ "
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11-11-2006, 02:46 AM
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LOL!!!
i read this thread and kept crackin' up! so, you think it was his car, or his mama's? cuz his buddy w/ the cam is squeelin' like a 14 yr old in the lil miss' section. if the latter, then i wonder what his mom would think...
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11-13-2006, 01:02 AM
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11-13-2006, 08:40 AM
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Ok, well................. say it's his mommy's car............. and as he drifts it into that long corner........... he smacks that on-coming........... flips it 40 times, lops off both legs and pancakes the arm he uses to jerk off with at school........... and THAT all gets caught on video by the 14 yr old boy-girl who posts it up. NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY SHIT.
As it stands, the fool is probably a hero with all the buddies instead of a damn idiot that endangers others with tom-fool-ery stunts like this one. I hope he does it again.............. and rolls harder then a fat girl at an ice-cream party who trips over the dog and rolls over the edge of a double black diamond. Fuk, this cafe Americano from Star Bucks is got my lingo all messed up......... this morning. 
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“I........ banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … banana....... Bananana …......F#^! .’ "
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11-13-2006, 10:39 AM
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11-13-2006, 02:52 PM
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This thread is the best I have seen in some time.
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11-13-2006, 03:11 PM
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Oh yeah........ something is juicin' up for a nice afternoon expulsion. I can feel it coming............ with that special curry chicken lunch and the imported English ale chaser. One of those good ones that "poors" out making the bowl pucker up in disgust........ tiles falling off the walls. And the retched stench brings on an eruption of uncontrollable tears........... But knowing my luck though, the curse will happen on the drive home.......... in rush hour............ that I gotta shit now or I'm going to die feeling. I have memories of using the force (FIY, that's a star wars reference, not a new g-hay fisting option while driving) to hold those types back........ pulling up the drive-way in joy of knowing that I was almost there......... only to find out getting up out of the car caused massive guttorial pain and near blacking out. Same as driving and holding a piss for too long........... same effect. I know you drivers in the crowd know what I'm talking about......... the I can make it home to do the biz instead of stopping.
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“I........ banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … banana....... Bananana …......F#^! .’ "
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11-13-2006, 05:55 PM
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there is nothing worse than peeing out your butt except when ya have the sticky slurp-sludge that resembles a cross between a dairy-queen ice cream dispenser and warm fudge brownie just outta the oven.
yummmm, tasty.
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11-13-2006, 06:50 PM
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WTF M8!
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11-13-2006, 06:54 PM
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DeKay,
You forgot to take the Mask off your car. Halloween is over. 
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